Wow, we watched so much C-Span last night! It felt like C-Span anyway. I tried to force my kids to watch it and educate themselves, you know, in order to be armed with knowledge against the commie regime, but they were like, “Uh, I need to make a Woogi World video,” and I said, “Fine, it’s a free country.” FOR NOW!

My favorite part was the verbal voting. Congress would shout “yay” or “nay” and the Speaker would just say, “The ayes have it,” and then everybody would be like, “WTF? Count it for real, Douche!” Oh, I loved that every time. It was teh awesome.

I’m going to celebrate by giving myself a heart attack by eating this stick of butter that I have right here. You know, since all you suckers are paying for my health care now, I want to get as sick as I can! They warned you this would happen!

No, seriously, let’s celebrate by watching this. I think this will be the 3rd time I post this on my blog, which is more often than I’ve posted about my crazy grandma. Suck it up.

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