I’m blogging over at Doobleh-Vay today because the lovely Amy asked me to fill in for her while she’s out living her life. Check it out and read all about the best love letter ever written! To me! From Bryan! Here’s a sneak peek:

I always felt self-conscious grabbing handfuls of condoms with the nurse standing right there while I greedily stuffed them into my little brown paper sack. As if the nurse was all, “Is that how much sex you’re gonna have? And I’m supposed to believe you’re gonna use a condom every time? I know damn well you’ll be in here with The Clap next month.” It would have been better if it was like one of those game shows where you go into the booth and grab as much flying money as you can in a certain amount of time.