afro-samurai

I always picture God as looking like Afro Samurai, but Pat Robertson makes me hope ever so fervently that this image is true. I hope, I hope, I hope I get to see Pat Robertson’s face when God is all, “WTF, Pat?” I hope there’s some kind of jumbo tron thing and it’s on an endless loop with Pat rubbing his fat little hands together going, “Oh, boy I can’t wait to hear, ‘Well done, thou good and faithful servant,’” and then God showing up as Afro Samurai saying, “We need to talk, Patrick.” I just think that would be lovely.

I know this is old news and I didn’t even want to comment on it because I’m trying to be nicer to stupid people, but these are the things that clog up my brain.

Do you have afterlife revenge fantasies in which no one is hurt, only humbled? Do you think God looks like Afro Samurai or some other fictional character? Fill my comments section with your fun afterlife ideas.

Good day.

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