Let’s play a game! We’ll call it “Feckless Friday” and it will be just like “Wordless Wednesday” only not as popular and not as precious!  I’ll go first. Then you go on your blog or Facebook or Twitter or whatever and just go like this. “Feckless Friday: I spilled my pumpkin spice latte on my lap and then I punched the barista in the face because she made it too hot.” You can include a picture if you want. Or, you can point out somebody else’s fecklessness. For instance, “There’s this stupid blog I just can’t stop reading because it’s like a frickin’ car crash. ‘Sundays with Stupid Pants’ or something like that. She loves the gays, she’s an Obamatard, she says she homeschools, but there’s never any evidence of that, and she makes fun of religion. I’d link to it, but then I’d have to punch my computer in the face.” And then leave a link to your Feckless Friday entry in the comments so we can all come see, ok? And I think you’re supposed to link back to me, too, but I don’t have ads anymore so I don’t care if you do that or not. I won’t get paid or anything and you’ll just invite more people to disown me. Either way, ok? GO!

Here’s my example of fecklessness:

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I’m laughing at you because you think I’m white. Love, Jesus

All good Christians know that Jesus only speaks in red letters. (I put that link in so my regular readers would understand).

See? I call myself a Christian, but I insist on doing things like this. I am inept at Christianity. I am a feckless Christian. Now you try.