I had a dream that the new t-shirts for the 3rd annual Unschoolers Winter Waterpark Gathering featured a snowman Jesus. How did I know the snowman was Jesus? He was on a cross. He was on a cross looking down over the snowchildren at play. It was a little bit weird and I was confused. The t-shirt vendor was fairly excited about it, though. I found that odd because unschooling Christians don’t usually proselytize, especially not in t-shirt form.

Speaking of proselytizing, I gave up Twitter. I thought I maybe didn’t need both Twitter and Facebook, but I was wrong. Facebook is different and, until Michael Ian Black friends me on Facebook, I still need Twitter. I don’t have words to say how it’s different because I haven’t run yet this morning so there are still cobwebs in the shape of snowman Jesus in my brain, but it’s just different. Twitter has more back and forth and stuff. I don’t know. I like it. And even when SuperNews made fun of it, I missed it. I felt bad about myself, but I missed it so I’m on it again.

Alright, cobwebs are becoming more cobwebby so I have to run now. I’m putting it off today because I really, really need new shoes. I’ll get them today, but I have to run one more day in my old ones.

Just remember, kids, Snowman Jesus hates global warming.

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