Told You I’d Lose an Eye

It was just a matter of time. I didn’t actually take a stick to the eye, but I was momentarily blinded while concentrating on running. It’s a dangerous sport. There was a low-hanging branch on the trail and I was keeping the beat (RIGHT,left,RIGHT,left,RIGHT,left) and really focused on not dying my startling athleticism when the branch hit the bill of my orange Detroit Tigers hat, forcing the bill down over my eyes and knocking my head back a little bit.

It’s clear by my illustrations that the hat saved my life. My sister bought it for me, so thanks for that, Tracey.