David Sedaris is Visiting me Today
We’re meeting at a local bookstore where he’s doing a reading, but I’m sure our friendship is the real reason for his visit. I think I’ll go cut a piece of my hair and put it in a plastic baggie for him right now. Do you think he’d like that?
Speaking of the gays, here’s a video Dawn sent to me. She knows what I like.


I am so glad that David is recognizing your worth as a person! If he has his “please do not touch me” sign up while he signs books, don’t take it personally. Even though he wants YOU to touch him, doing so would start a mass panic — but you’re mature enough to understand all that.
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