Everybody just calm down! Sometimes Wonkette is just silly, but lots of times, they’re really smart. Like this. I was going to look for something like that today, but it was already in my Google Reader this morning. Yay! Too lazy to click over? Oh, it’s just an electoral map that’s very comforting to people like me after watching CNN freak out about the McCain/Palin bump in the polls. I guess they have to freak out about something. It can’t all be sunshine and puppy kisses. Who would watch that? I would, that’s who. I love sunshine! Puppy kisses are ok if the puppy doesn’t have puppy breath. (Sorry Kathi D. I know I just risked losing you as a reader. Please don’t leave me! I love watching puppies kiss other people, I swear.)

Hm, I wish for your sake that I had something else to tell you. Oh, I know: If you know any preschoolers and you want to try to buy their affection with material things, head over to Kids Know Stuff to win a free dvd of Jim Henson’s The Blue Elephant. That way, you don’t even have to buy anything in order to win the preschooler’s affection. Win-win! Just like the election.

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