Twitterpated

Daniel Day Lewis, if you want me to have your baby, I will. I mean, I’m all done with that because it’s kind of a pain and stuff, but for you I might change my mind. Better yet, you could have my baby. It could happen, I read it on the internet. (P.S. only read the title to that post that I just linked to. Don’t bother with the rest of the details, like the fact that the man has a uterus. We’ll worry about that later.) Seriously, though, you’re kind of awesome. My husband and I watched There Will Be Blood last night and I didn’t even realize how boring the first half of it was because I was so distracted by your beauty. Really awesome second half, btw. Good job on that. Call me.