Mmm…Nuggets.
Here’s a really good reason to start eating at McDonald’s again: They’re being boycotted by the American Family Association because they are committed to the gay and lesbian community. I wonder if they made it official with a commitment ceremony, or if they’re just going around wearing wedding bands? Here’s a link to Wonkette’s commentary on the boycott, complete with the best ever comments. Don’t worry, there’s a link to the actual boycott site on the Wonkette page, but I’m not linking to the boycott because you never know who’s reading my blog and I would hate for someone to click over to the boycott page and actually sign the petition without first reading about how retarded they are for signing the petition.
Disclaimer: I don’t skip McDonald’s because of any philosophical beliefs about the way they treat their meat animals, or because of any health risks that eating there might cause. No, if I still lived in Chesaning, I would still be eating McNuggets. The only reason I don’t eat there anymore is because, why would choose their fast food if I could get fast food at Panera or Chipotle? That would be crazy!
July 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Awesomeness! A boycott by the American Family Association is almost as appealing as a ban by Focus on the Family. I will take that as a sign I am meant to eat a Cheeseburger Happy Meal for lunch. I mean a Southwest Chicken Salad. Aw, hell. Let’s face it - the nutritional value is about the same.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Hi!
I’ve been reading your blog for awhile. I’m Sharon Bell’s friend from Cincy. I LOVE to read your stuff. I want to move to Columbus just so I can be friends with you too! Okay, that sounded a little stalkerish….
Anyway, you should be published. I think your writing is great AND you are hilarious! Thanks for makin me laugh.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Hello Cincinatti! Don’t worry, I ain’t afraid of a little (far too kind) stalker talk. Any friend of Sharon’s, is a friend of…wait, she knows some weird people (Tawd), so I’ll just keep it at a wave for now.
Kidding!
Thanks for outing yourself and commenting.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Well, all this time I was thinking McDonalds was the devil, so I haven’t eaten me a quarter pounder in like, 4 years. This is a great reason to start. I support the gays so much, I am willing to eat my weight in french fries even if I end up getting the diarrea
July 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Diarrhea for a good cause is always better than for no reason!
July 20th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Amen, sister! It’s time for me to have a Happy Meal!