Don’t Break into My House
I’ll be doing this today:
It’s true.
I’ll be gone for a week with very slow internets that make me feel like I might experience a brain bleed from the trauma of watching the hourglass spin while I try to force lots of thick and juicy information through the narrow inter-tubes. I’ll miss you. If you know where I live, don’t break into my house while I’m gone. I don’t have anything to steal because we’re taking all of our expensive stuff (like Lena and Liberty’s DS games) with us. Also, you’ll never find where we hide our p@rn, so don’t even try it. Ha, I’m kidding! It’s right where you’d expect it to be. Kidding! God, take a joke.
That reminds me, when I was around 8 or so, I broke into my neighbor’s house to steal blueberry p*p-tarts because we never, ever had those in our own house and I really, really wanted some. They were soooo yummy, but then the guilt made them taste bad. My brother and sister love to make fun of me for doing that, but they used to break into the other neighbor’s garage to steal pop on a regular basis. And they wouldn’t share with me. I don’t know why I never told on them. I’m going to have to remedy that when I get to Michigan tonight.
Anyway, we’re taking our junk food with us, too, so just don’t even bother.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Ha-but you have more cable TV stations and some goodies in the fridge I bet!! I know where you live!!!
June 4th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
You know, I bet that small town you are going to visit has high-speed Internet, if you really need a fix. Just get there before school gets out, I heard there was a fight at the library this week and there were cops there.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
One time when we were kids I went with Dawn when she cat sitting for a friend and we ate what we thought was a whole box of caramels but they were actually Ayds Diet Candy. I don’t really remember the next few hours but my room was really clean. Just kidding, they only made us nauseous.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I’m sure I’ll see you this weekend…I’ll have two out of three kids in tow, possible husband too.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Hey by the way we found your homemade porn-you all should hide that a little better! I miss you-I had to leave you a message ! The water park was fun.
June 7th, 2008 at 2:14 am
You too? I broke into a neighbor’s house to steal flourescent paint. LOL! Boundaries? What are those? Locked doors mean nothing if you have windows that can be pried open! I would have done it for a blueberry Poptart too though.