Budget Schmudget
The gov’mint’s about ta give us a check, y’all!
We’re going to West Virginia unless our van costs a billion dollars to fix. Melissa, I know you’re worried about us getting accosted by some hilljack iff’n our van busts up on the way, but don’t worry. We’re taking precautions. First, we’re going to stop off at a gas station about an hour east of here where we’re sure to be able to find a Bush/Cheney ‘04 bumper sticker as well as any number of these awesome bumper stickers. If we break down in the hills, we’ll slap those puppies on real quick-like. Also, we’ve been watching Squidbillies enough so we will be able to affect a native accent and attitude if need be. And the most important thing that will keep us safe? The fact that Bryan and I could pass for brother and sister. Nothing puts a god-fearing hillbilly at ease like incest.
Typing all that makes me wonder how my brother and sister-in-law have survived there. Tracy, do the people know you volunteer for Hillary’s campaign? Watch yourself.
Happy birthday to lots of people today. I know 5 people IRL who have a birthday today, so I assume that most of you who read this have a birthday today, too. Happy birthday!
May 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Gosh, if I knew you were sincere I would send you our Bush/Cheney 04 bumper sticker. Just leave your shoes at home, don’t brush your teeth for a few days and you’ll pass just fine.
May 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
“Nothing puts a god-fearing hillbilly at ease like incest.”
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of me spewing iced Tazo green tea all over the monitor.
My birthday isn’t until next week, but I’ll take it early.