Comments on: We All Go a Little Mad Sometimes

By: Weird Dreams | Sundays with Stretchy Pants

Weird Dreams | Sundays with Stretchy Pants — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:42:56 +0000

[...] we have homeschool park day today, and my sister TracEy (not to be confused with Tracy, my sister-in-law) and my other niece are coming to visit for the holiday weekend (can I get a [...]

By: Mechelle

Mechelle — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:17:05 +0000

I don’t know if I’ll be allowed to play with you anymore. I may have to cancel my trip based on the above information. Do you really expect me to bring young children with me?!?!?!

By: Abby

Abby — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:15:40 +0000

For Mike: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank you Tracy. (I’m not thanking you for the extra added detail of my badness. For that, you get the same warning Bryan got.)

By: Tracy

Tracy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:25:20 +0000

Bryan, Leave Abby alone. It wasn’t actually beer they were Hard Ciders, which is part of the fruit family right?
Talking to Mike on the way home i found out Abby wasn’t the only Clement to revisit her dinner that night, but she was the only one kind enough to sit at the kitchen table with her bowl so we could capture it all on film……:) and laugh and point…..

Tracy

By: Abby

Abby — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:10:57 +0000

Um, Bryan? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I do not have any recollection of these “beers” you speak of. And if I don’t remember them, they never happened.
I did not have imbibe-ical relations with that beverage!

And you are like so close to having your IP address banned from this site. Judas.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:38:50 +0000

LOL! Do tell Bryan! Okay. Who wants to party with Abby? Raise your hands! I do, I do!! Bryan, they can’t make you testify against her in a court of law since you are married and all. So in a court of friends and peers, you don’t have to tell us a thing. Okay so, “Never mix the grape with the grain” and “Just stay the hell away from rum!” How about that? That makes it pretty simple.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:45:30 +0000

I think Alissa’s, “Never mix the grape and grain,” was right, because what Abby failed to mention in this post was the six-pack of beer she consumed after the bottle wine and before the rum.

By: paige

paige — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:18:46 +0000

Hair of the dog, lady. Just a little chaser, you’ ll be back in no time…

By: amazonmidwife

amazonmidwife — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:40:07 +0000

My dad imparted drinking wisdom to me, with his one-eye-closed, already-tied-one-on, knoweth-of-what-he-speaketh look:

1. Never drink cheap.
2. Never drink sweet.
3. Never blend.

I think 3 covers the wine caveat that is left out of ‘liquor before beer…’. And, oh, the carnage when I haven’t heeded his advice. I’m feelin’ ya, sister. Wanna do a post on hangover remedies?

By: Alissa

Alissa — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:31:10 +0000

I was taught (by my English friend Minnie) “Never mix the grape and grain.” So, I don’t.

But rum is made of sugar.

Completely unhelpful.