I Like Stretchy Pants
I like stretchy pants so much that I named my new blog after them.
See the racing stripes? The main reason I like stretchy pants is because they usually have racing stripes, which gives the illusion of activity. Another reason I like them is because they’re stretchy, providing comfort for enjoying the ultimate inactivity (usually web surfing). Also, they look good with running shoes, which furthers the illusion of activity. Sometimes I run in my stretchy pants and running shoes, but I know for a fact that lots of people wear stretchy pants with racing stripes even if they’ve never raced a day in their lives. And that’s what’s so cool about the stretchy pants. I’m going to wear mine to the grocery store right now and I’m going to act like, “Geez, I just ran a race and now I have to come and get groceries and I’m just ever so busy, busy, busy!” People will fall for it because of the racing stripes.
March 1st, 2008 at 10:37 am
LOL! Again, you make me laugh. You are BIG TIME now!! Word Press looks fancy and so official. Don’t go getting a case of the big head though. Then you won’t be able to get your shirt off! That would suck.
March 1st, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Totally awesome! I like your real blog, lots
March 1st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’m not linking you ’til Monday because blog traffic is down on weekends and you deserve the full-fledged linkage of a weekday! Does the pic look ok up there? Or should I change it out somehow? It was tall — I had to crop. I’m sorry about that. (We could also make it small and put it in your sidebar. You tell me!)
March 1st, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I happen to have inside information that this photo was not taken on a Sunday. In fact, I have evidence that it was taken on a Saturday. Maybe your blog title should be Monday thru Sunday with stretchy pants?
March 1st, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Oops, I didn’t know I had to moderate first-time commenters. What a nice surprise to have you all in my inbox. Bryan, yours almost didn’t make it through the moderation process. Don’t tell all my secrets. I need to be mysterious.
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
What happens when you stretch your stretchy pants all the way out, and then you can’t even fit in them anymore? Not that that’s happened to you, of course. So how would you know? Me, neither. Yeah.
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Yeah, when that happens the whole “illusion of activity” is pretty much shattered. It’s a bummer.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:13 am
Yeah-you made it!! As far as stretchies-I am sportin’ my right now!!! That extra winter coat fits nicely underneath them.
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Kristen