We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it!
I said I would go gay for my Nike + iPod and I meant it. However, I was messing around with the settings and found that I could switch the sultry female voice to a male voice. I figured it would be worth a shot because we gays have no rights and that blows. This way, I could still get married and stuff. I started out on my run with my new male voice “cheering” me along, but it just didn’t work out. When he announced that I had completed my first mile, I swear to God he rolled his eyes. I could hear it. Also, when he announced that I had made it to my half-way point, there was no excitement and pride in his voice. He was like, “Half-way point. Finally.” At the end when he told me my distance, time, and average pace, he actually laughed at me. Not right out loud, but still. At best he sounded bored, at worst he mocked me. I’m going back to the chick. She gets me. She really gets me.
Dear Abby,
Do you think maybe you need more therapy?
Love,
Nike + iPod
Dear Nike + iPod,
What for?
Love,
Abby
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:07 am
I gotta get on that shit! Hee.
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 am
You are one of the FUNNIEST people I know!!!